quack job

Warning:  In case you've been under a rock (or better, are simply spared from the craziness that is college football in the state of Alabama), you will probably not want to read any further.  This post is really just an exercise in wasting time, while I watch the National Championship Game, conflicted and relatively neutral.

So, at the risk of losing what little credibility I may have, here is a top ten list, to commemorate the game:

Top Ten Puns (or Just Weird Observations) Used By Commentators and/or Fans Whilst Watching the Oregon Ducks

10. "Whack the Quacks!"

09.  "It's a quack sack."

08.  "The Ducks are just going to explode when they run out on this field."  (Thanks, Brent Musburger.)

07.  "What the quack?!" (Another, albeit more risque, variation: "What the duck?!")

06.  "That is one lucky duck."

05.  "Too many ducks on the field."

04.  "Shut the quack up."

03.  "There's a sock on the play." (Referencing the highlighter-yellow socks worn by the Ducks.)

02.  "The Ducks are down."  (Get it?!  Down?!  Love that one.)

And the number one best duck pun of the night ...

01.  "We have a lame duck."  (Alternately, "There's an injured duck on the play.")

For a neutral fan, it was a fun(ny) game to watch.  Thanks, Ducks.