Dear Crock Pot,
You know I've rebelled against you for many years. Why, you ask? Let me count the ways.
Philosophically, I'm a kitchen purist. I don't like silly gadgets, or one-use appliances. You are a one-use appliance. I could never get on board.
Practically, you take up so much space in a cabinet, or worse, on a counter top. Clutter and I don't do well together, so you've just never had a place in my world.
Physically, you're not attractive. Even if I had the space, I wouldn't put you on display for all to see. To be blunt, you're frumpy.
Your fan base, though, is hard to ignore. It's crazy-big, and a little overbearing, actually. People swear by you, and promise that once you're given the chance, there's no going back. They are so loyal, those fans.
Today was a big day for you and me, though. I borrowed you from a friend and volunteered to try this "Easy Pot Roast" recipe for some guests. To say I was nervous all day long would be a vast understatement.
Frankly, I feared coming home eight hours later to a big hunk of raw meat.
But, you came through for me. (Thanks for keeping your I-told-you-so's to yourself.)
Not only did you slow cook that roast to a fork-tender state, but my guests raved that it was very delicious. That it looked like a roast that someone named Mamaw or Nana would prepare.
Here in the South, that's a hefty compliment.
And let me say, you could not have performed on a better day. On this Thankful Thursday, I'm publicly thanking you for living up to your hype. I'm very grateful our first meeting went well, and I vow to keep an open mind about you in the future.
Sincerely,
Robyn
P.S. Big shout-out to your people, who worked a deal with Reynolds on those slow-cooker liners! Couldn't have asked for an easier clean-up.
Thursday, May 17, 2012
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I am not ashamed to proclaim my love for the crock. Especially in the winter, there is nothing better to come home to than a hot meal.
ReplyDeleteYes girl! Two words for you. Potato Soup.
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